Sweet Little Bunny Piccolo

Look at this rambunctious young sir. He is running wild biting telephone cords and playing living bowling ball with recyclables.

This is Piccolo a French Lop given to me by that rascal DER GARMON. Mr. Piccs (as Luke calls him) lived with me in my dorm. Yes, against the rules but my R.A. had a rabbit and didn't mind if her charges also got one. So I built him a little castle under one of my desks and there he lived. Later I got him a cage and hid him in the closet. As I recall his favorite past time back then was nibbling on my ankles and pooping on my bed. I would build walls of boxes on the beds to keep him off and he would jump over them. It had to be like six feet high. . .

Now he lives here at home. A few years ago he had a torrid and disgusting affair with Matthew's cat She-Ra. Consequently they were both fixed. I hope Piccy lives a looong time. He's had filtered water to drink, fresh veggies, and several times a week exercise out of the cage, for years. Beat the odds little guy!

Anyhow, I named him Piccolo after the character from DragonBallZ. When I got him I was a Wiccan and I made up a song that you see titled above. It went like this:
(slow, gentle lullaby song)
Sweet Little Bunny Piccolo
Hopping all around my room
You'd never guess that he's
(high soprano operatic, fast and evil)
SPAWN OF SATAN
BUNNY DEVIL
KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
MUST HAVE BLOOD MUST HAVE BLOOD.

Shame on me. Oh well. So now I re-wrote the song (same tune) and instead of spawn of satan he's
Child of God
Bunny Wonder.
Kiss them all Kiss them all
MUST HAVE LOVE MUST HAVE LOVE.

*!!!!SMOOCH!!!!*